Palamedes, marble — Villa Carlotta, Lake Como. The clever one who invented dice, exposed Odysseus, and got framed for his trouble.

The name I program under

Palamedes

Son of Nauplius · inventor of dice and letters · stoned as a traitor he never was

Palamedes is the name I program under, and a name used throughout history. I've worn it as a handle since the early '80s — and I'm keeping it. It came out of a brief mythology kick when I was young, and it stuck for the same reason the man did: he was the clever one, right up until cleverness wasn't enough.

Dice said to have invented them
11–16 letters of the alphabet
Argos son of Nauplius
Troy where it all unraveled

The short version

Who was Palamedes?

The TL;DR, for anyone who didn't sit through a mythology kick of their own.

Palamedes, son of Nauplius, invented dice and several letters of the alphabet. He outwitted Odysseus into joining the expedition against Troy — and Odysseus never forgave him. During the war Odysseus forced a Trojan prisoner to write a forged letter, as if sent by King Priam to Palamedes, then buried gold in Palamedes' tent and dropped the letter in camp. Agamemnon read it, found the gold, and handed Palamedes to the army to be stoned as a traitor.

What he gave the world

The clever one

His contributions to knowledge were ranked alongside those of the Egyptians and the Phoenicians. Where Cadmus is said to have brought the art of writing to the uncivilised Greeks, Palamedes of Argos was counted among the most brilliant minds of the Trojan War — credited with inventing eleven letters of the alphabet, or sixteen by other accounts. He also taught the Achaeans to count their own host, who hadn't known how until he showed them.

  • Dice
  • Letters of the alphabet
  • Counting & numbers
  • Measures
Knowledge did not save Palamedes. As power and wealth did not save Agamemnon from murder, nor Oedipus from ruin, the invention of the letters could not save Palamedes from being stoned by the very men he had taught.

His kind of knowledge gave the Greeks skills — but never taught them to live justly with one another. Once the Achaeans had learned to be clever, they slew the man who made them so.

The long version

The story, in chapters

How the cleverest man at Troy talked another man into the war — and was destroyed by him for it.

  1. The Oath of Tyndareus

    A war the kings had all sworn to fight

    Because of the Oath of Tyndareus, many rulers across Greece were bound to join the coalition forming to sail on Troy — to recover Helen and the Spartan property Paris had stolen, by words or by force. The catch: the oath had been Odysseus' own invention.

  2. Odysseus dodges the draft

    The feigned madness

    An oracle had warned Odysseus that if he went to Troy he would come home alone and in need, his comrades lost, after twenty years. So when the envoys Palamedes, Menelaus and Nestor came to Ithaca to hold him to his oath, Odysseus put on a cap, yoked a horse and an ox together to the plow, and pretended to have lost his mind.

  3. Palamedes sees through it

    The child in front of the plow

    Palamedes wasn't fooled. He snatched the infant Telemachus from his cradle and set him down in the path of the plow, daring Odysseus to drive through his own son. Odysseus stopped — and in stopping, confessed the madness was an act. He agreed to go to war. From that moment he hated Palamedes, oath of his own making or not.

  4. At Troy

    Odysseus plots, night and day

    Having been dragged to the front, Odysseus never forgot being outwitted. He worked against Palamedes constantly. The plan he settled on was patient and cruel: he compelled a captured Trojan to write a letter of treason, made to look as if King Priam himself had sent it to Palamedes.

  5. The frame-up

    Buried gold and a planted letter

    Odysseus buried gold beneath Palamedes' quarters and let the forged letter be found in camp. In another telling, he used a "warning in a dream" to convince Agamemnon to move the camp for a day, hid the gold where Palamedes' tent had stood, handed a doomed prisoner a letter for Priam, and had him killed nearby so the letter would be discovered on the body. It read: "Sent to Palamedes from Priam" — promising him as much gold as Odysseus had hidden, in exchange for betraying the camp.

  6. The verdict

    Guilty of a treason he never committed

    Brought before Agamemnon, Palamedes denied everything. But he could convince no one — not the king, not the army — once soldiers dug beneath his tent and pulled up the gold that sly Odysseus had planted there. An unjust judgement, sealed by evidence that had been manufactured to seal it.

  7. The end

    Stoned by the whole army

    And so Palamedes was stoned to death by the entire host — the same men he had taught to read and to count. Others say there was no plot at all, and that Odysseus and Diomedes simply drowned him while he was out fishing. Either way, the cleverest man at Troy was killed by the men he'd made clever.

  8. An echo, after Achilles

    Ajax names the trick

    When Ajax and Odysseus later competed for the dead Achilles' arms, Ajax threw the whole affair back in Odysseus' face:

    "Shall Odysseus appear the better man, who came last to arms and by feigned madness shirked the war, till one more shrewd than he — the son of Nauplius — uncovered this timid fellow's trick and dragged him forth to the arms that he shunned?" — Ajax. Ovid, Metamorphoses 13.34
  9. A father's claim

    Nauplius asks for satisfaction

    When Nauplius learned that calumny and a rigged trial had killed his son, he sailed to the Troad and demanded satisfaction from the Achaean leaders. But all of them sided with Agamemnon, who was shielding Odysseus, and Nauplius went home with nothing.

  10. The reckoning

    A brother collects the debt

    Agamemnon survived the storm at Cape Caphareus and made it home. But Palamedes' brother, Oeax, had been working his own revenge: he told Agamemnon's wife Clytaemnestra that Cassandra was being brought home as a concubine. And so, on his arrival, Agamemnon was murdered by his wife and her lover Aegisthus. The wrong done to Palamedes was paid for in the end — just not by the man who did it.

Why I borrowed it

So that's the man behind the handle

A brilliant mind who gave people the tools to think — letters, numbers, the dice — and was undone by the cleverness of someone who couldn't stand being out-thought. I've carried the name since the '80s. It's a good one to keep in mind at a keyboard: be the clever one, sure, but don't assume cleverness alone keeps you safe.